Quotes Quarantine

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Quotes Quarantine

Post by Kai » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:57 pm

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"Fuckin' christ, does [i]everyone[/i] who hasn't spent more than two weeks outside have a fuckin' stick up their ass?" growled Asher, shaking his head, after falling suit with Card and Briggs to the Infirmary.

As if to answer this question in perhaps the most intimate manner possible, the trio would enter the small infirmary to sight of one nurse removing a rectal thermometer- eliciting a whimper from the man leaning over an examination bed. "Oh, be quiet. Be glad I'm not... well, I suppose that wasn't very good a statement. I'm the [i]only[/i] medical officer around."
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[21:50]	<Kai>	oh man, Why'd you have to go straight for the Rectal thermometer, Blackbird?
[21:50]	<Kai>	it's a Sci-Fi setting, we have better things than those!
[21:53]	<AbwehranCommander>	but nothing as violating
[21:53]	<AbwehranCommander>	:p
[21:55]	<Pilot>	Best way to get the internal temperature of a man's bowels.

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Re: Quotes Quarantine

Post by Straken » Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:15 am

[23:49] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> >:| *Starts spouting german.*
[23:50] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *starts doing an Irish jig* "INSERT CELTIC JIBBERISH"
[23:51] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Throws her hands up into the air, spouting more german, this time more angry. Or perhaps that's just the language itself.*
[23:53] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *continues doing an Irish jig*
[23:54] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Faces palms, hand sliding down the length fo the scar on her face* "What the hell are you doing?"
[23:54] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Weren't'cha saying to do a jig?"
[23:55] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "What, you'd do a jig if I told you to?"
[23:57] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *shrugs* "Have you ever done a jig? It is hella fun."
[23:57] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "No, I don't know how to dance."
[23:58] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Bah! E'ryone knows how to dance. Sjust a matter of moving yur feet in way that looks less silly than other ways."
[23:59] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Points to her muscles* "I don't know if you checked, but I'm not the most limber girl. I'd look like a robot out there!"
[00:01] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "I hear that was a very popular danceat one point." *points to his upper body* "I have the build of an oak trunk."
[00:02] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "Yeah? Well I still don't dance." *Puts her hands on her hips* "Just makes you look like a fool, anyway."
[00:04] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Yur saying I looked like a fool?" *goes into dramatic Shakespearian pose* "Woh is me, ma fragile heart/self-esteem has been shattered."
[00:05] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Snerks...* "You're an idiot, you know that?"
[00:06] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Tha's is pro'lly the nicest thing any lass has e'er said ta me."
[00:06] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "Tch! I wouldn't be surprised. You look like you'd scare most frauliens away!"
[00:08] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Eh, you'd be surprised. I've had many romp with random 'frauliens'"
[00:09] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "They were probably afraid of what'd you do if they said no!"
[00:10] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Psh! Under thas gruff exterior beats the heart of a fuzzy'wuzzy teddybear."
[00:11] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "Oh! Jah. That's what all you big, tough, over-compensating men say!"
[00:12] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Nah! I mean it! C'mon, gimme a hug. I'll prove it."
[00:13] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "Touch me, rote mann, and I'll make it where you jig with a limp." *Takes a step back.*
[00:15] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Ooh, some body's a little edgy. I di'n't mean anything by it. I just figured you were mature enouh to be a bit more secure. But I guess ye German lassies mature slower than e'ryone else."
[00:18] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Tightens up her face in a mild frustration* "Like you would understand a woman's insecurities."
[00:19] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "E'r hung out at a bar when i's quiet? You'd be surprised what you can pick up from drunk gals."
[00:20] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "Oh? And can you pick up a sober woman?" *Gestures to herself.*
[00:21] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Eh, ye Germans wer alwa's a little to rigid for me likin'."
[00:24] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Turns her back to him, shover her nose into the air, her braids flinging around.* "Hmph! Irishmen."
[00:25] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Hmm, and that ther begs the question of if ye could ev'n handle me."
[00:28] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Let's out a haughty life* "Ho ho! Oh, you're full of it, rote mann!" *She turns and stomps over to him, pressing a finger into his chest.* "I could take you any day of the week. It's you who couldn't handle me."
[00:30] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *puffs out his chest in an act of playful defiance* "O'real'y now?! I ain nev'r met a lass I could not handle."
[00:33] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Her hands form up into fists* "You're about to meet her, rote mann. Put up your fists."
[00:35] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Oh! This should be amusing." *Puts up his fists in a very nonchalant manner* "Bring it, frowl'n."
[00:40] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Growls as one of her fists rev back, a grin forming on her face. Her right eye, the one that isn't milky white, locked on his nose.* "It's fraulien!" *Her fist collides flat and hard on his nose.*
[00:43] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *reeling back, whistles in admiration* "If I wanted a kiss I woulda asked fur one. An' here I was thinking I was gonna get punched."
[00:44] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Grunts as her body twists, shoving a fist into Fred's stomach.*
[00:45] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *doubles over* "I thought ye said ye di'n't wanta gimme a hug."
[00:45] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "You going to fight back or not?"
[00:46] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Eh, this is pretty fun as it is. Dont wanta finish this to fas'."
[00:49] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Looks especially vicious with just one good eye* "Argh!" *Throws her all her might into another face based punch, putting all her muscle into the force of the hit.*
[00:50] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *falls back on to his duff* "Ooof, felt tha' one. So, pick ye up around six fur dinner then?"
[00:56] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Sighs* "Tch. Maybe when you've got the gumption to hit back, Rote mann."
[00:57] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *reaches out and hooks a foot behind her ankle, pulling it out from under her*
[00:59] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Yelps as she falls flat on her back, as she wasn't expecting that. She stares up at the ceiling for a moment, before trying to force herself up.*
[01:00] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *pushes himself up from sitting position and steps towards her, looking down at her* "Ahm not too big on overtly hitting a woman. Does tha' count?"
[01:02] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Sighs* "Sure..." *She cuts her eyes away, a tinge of red lining across her face.*
[01:03] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "May I offer ye a hand up? Or do ye prefer seeing me face from tha' angle?"
[01:07] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "I can... I can help myself..." *She tries to push herself up, and cringes as she reaches for her thigh and collapses back down in a short yelp of pain. The cold sweat breaking out seems to prove that it's more than just a bruise.* "Argh... I've got this..."
[01:10] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *kneeling down, showing slight concern and slight suspicion* "Ach, does the Germ'n princess need te Irish vagabond to carry her off into the sunset/medical ward?"
[01:14] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Grunts, her eyes turn away* "I can... I can do it..." *She struggles, trying to push herself up, and falls back on her bottom. She looks a little panicked.* "I... Uh..." *She takes a breath, and looks away from Fred. She mutters something unintelligible.*
[01:16] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *looks on in curious suspicion* "What happ'n'd te tha' rough and tumble gal who knocked me on me arse not a minute ago?"
[01:19] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "It's... Old pains..." *She gives a spiteful look at him.* "Once I get back on my feet... and my thigh stops burning... I'll kick your ass." *She tries again, but to no avail.*
[01:21] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *smiles boyishly in response* "I bet you will. Until then I am gonna sitrigh' here just out of arms reach...I think."
[01:26] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "I'll... I'll get up on my own! You don't need to stick around and watch me!" *She sucks her lip in, and struggles, but just causes the pain in her to increase. She shakes, struggling with it now, before plopping flat again.*
[01:28] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Ahm not stickin' aroun' to watch. Ah thought tha' kickin' me arse was your motivation to getting back up?" *turns around in a half crouch and wave his duff around just out of reach* "Ye have to fight fur tha' which ye want ta kick!"
[01:33] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *She grits her teeth, and forces herself again. Her face strains intensely as she pushes herself up. This time, though, she used enough force to get her off her tail. Her legs shook and her whole body followed suit as she began to stand.* "Heh... Heh... H-How's that, Rott Mann?" *She looks like she's struggling.*
[01:36] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *straightens up and steps forward so that he is right in front of her again, partially to taunt and partially to be there to prevent serious fall damage in case of a repeat performance* "I do not feel the heel of a boot against me tailbone, therefor' the jobs only half done."
[01:39] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "Oh... You're..." *She grits her teeth again, her legs shaking more now.* "You're gunna regret that." *She swung her leg back, and the brought up strong.* "Augh!" *A sharp pain shoots up her spine, causing her leg to back, and sending her sailing backwards, the crown of her head aiming to connect to the floor causing her leg to go wide.*
[01:46] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *makes a quick movement and gets an arm around her shoulders, one against her side, and one leg inbetween and one leg outside of her legs to stabalize, craddling her against his side and slowing lowering her down to the ground* "Alrigh' alrigh', no need to get so worked up. I am a patient man, so I can wait a bit longer for a new broken bone." *He looked her in the eye and gave another boyish grin*
[01:49] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Grunts heavily, looking away from the man, her face tinting a thick red.* "Tch..." *One of her arms went around Fred, the other nursing her leg.* "If it wasn't flaring up... You woudn't have to wait..."
[01:52] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Ha! I am sure I wouldn't. But fur now i's prolly best that we dont exasserbate the pro'lem. So Jus' let me know when the leg's feelin' better."
[01:54] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> *Sighs, keeping her gaze aside.* "Thanks..."
[01:56] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Eh, don't mention it. I have scars of me own that remind me their still there from time te time. An' ahm guessin' tha' tha' scar of urs must have one hell of a story behind it if i's given ye such a blatant reminder."
[01:57] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "You could say that... I'd still be a marine were not for this."
[02:00] <Stra-kun> <Fred> "Oh, looks like we have a tinge of common ground thar. I was a CQC specialist fur about four years before pilotin'. Became a pilot after ah almost got me spine severed. Bu' tha's beside the point."
[02:02] <Kokuten> <Elfriede> "Drathonian put a blade through my leg, and then tried to run it up my body. Was lucky he only knicked my eye on the way up. It... gives me trouble sometimes."
[02:07] <Stra-kun> <Fred> *drew his head back in surprise* "Yur sharing stuff with me voluntarily, eh? An' I can imagine it must be unpleasant. Fur me, I was distracted during an engagement and a Drathonian took a slash at me back. Cut clean through the armor an' inte the skin. If he had been a millimeter closer I woulda dropped dead righ' thar. I turned righ' around and socked 'em in the jaw befur snappin' his neck. No residual damage aside from minor numbness from time to time."
[02:11] <Kokuten> <Elfried> "I shoved a grenade in his mouth."

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Re: Quotes Quarantine

Post by Kokuten » Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:40 pm

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Vegaskuten> Puru Puru Puru
* Straken punches Vegaskuten in the balls
<Straken> sunk your battleship
<Vegaskuten> !
* Vegaskuten passes out, and in turn, so do his characters!
<Straken> <Fred> *grabs Elfriede and runs off*
<Blackbird> <Lady> *Grabs Asher and runs off.
<Blackbird> <Arcadia> *Grabs Allison and runs off*
<Gwathdraug> <Card> *grabs her knife and runs off*
<Blackbird> <Ruze> *Grabs Miyuki and runs off*
<Straken> <Steven> *grabs Betty and runs off*
<Blackbird> <Garrett> *Grabs his alcohol and waits for the amateur videos on the internet*

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Re: Quotes Quarantine

Post by Kokuten » Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:40 pm

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<Blackbird> No moonies.
<Straken> The bar is segregated
<Straken> On Killy
<Straken> only*
<Straken> Put the moonies into disguise
<Blackbird> No, because the Moonies will DIE if they so much as empty a beer.
<Straken> still, put the moonies into disguise
* Gwathdraug doesn't understand why a friendly moonie would need disguise.
<Blackbird> BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE DRATHONIANS.
<Blackbird> Durr.
<Blackbird> Durr.
<Gwathdraug> THERE IS A MORE THAN FIVE FOOT DIFFERENCE.
<Gwathdraug> You gotta be pretty smashed to miss that one.
<Blackbird> Doesn't matter.
<Blackbird> There's a six-inch difference between two of my butterfly knives. They both still get me arrested if I carry them on the street. It's not what they are, but how they're received, and visuals have a lot to do with it.

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Re: Quotes Quarantine

Post by Kokuten » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:10 pm

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21:32	KokuDC	Evening, gentlemen.
21:33		Kai punches KokuDC in the Asher
21:33		KokuDC pukes a Mini-Asher.
21:33	KokuDC	<Mini-Asher> *Pops up from the goo.* "Hoi!" *Starts climbing up a wall.*
21:34	Kai	lol
21:34	Kai	haven't seen the minis in a while.
21:34	KokuDC	That's because you are Derp and Herp.
21:38	Kai	you mean busy with school and work being a benefit to society?
21:39		KokuDC isn't sure what that's got to do with the mini's not showing up, but okay.
21:40	Kai	we need more mini lovin.
21:40	KokuDC	<Mini-Asher> *Sighs, sitting next to the wall he could not climb. He seems rather defeated.*
21:42		Kai hands mini-asher a set of suction cups
21:44	KokuDC	<Mini-Asher> *Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop! He is now on the ceiling.*
21:45		Kai summons a Mini-Kail
21:45	Kai	<Mini-Kail> *looks disapproving*
21:46	KokuDC	<Mini-Asher> *Doesn't seem to care, as he pops around the ceiling, enjoying himself rather thoroughly.*
21:46		*** Celeste is now known as Exhacl
21:46		*** Exhacl is now known as Exhack
21:47	Kai	<mini-Kail> *shoots Asher with her mini-NSP*
21:49	KokuDC	<Mini-Asher> *Loses his grip on the suction cups, and falls flat on his back. He groans, and sits up, ignoring his wound and Kail by looking at his suction cups. He holds his hands up in the air, as if reaching for them, but sees that now, they are forever out of his mini-reach. He frowns, and stares at the floor rather sadly.*
21:51	Kai	<Mini-Kail> walks over to mini-Asher and seems to be berating him, though she isn't making any words from the cute, angry noises she is making. She seems to be concerned that he was not being careful enough. after a few minutes of babbling, she turns away, blushing, looking embarrased.
21:52	KokuDC	<Mini-Asher> *Pouts, and shoots a stun bolt at Mini-Kails butt from his mini-NSP, and then holds a up a finger, pointing at the weapon, then at her.*
21:53	Kai	<Mini-Kail> *yelps and rubs her bottom, grabs mini-Asher by the collar and then shoves him first into her bosom and then into the ground, storms away, angrier than before.
21:56	KokuDC	<Mini-Asher> *Is quite unsure of what happened when he went so quickly from a delightfully soft surface, to a uncomfortably hard one. He hops back on his feet, and catches up to Mini-Kail, grabbing her head and spinning her around. He begins his own raving, which is just a bunch of grunts an grumbles, clearly confused and agitated by this unfound aggression.*
21:58	Kai	<Mini-Kail> *huffs, and shakes her head, aware that mini-Asher doesn't get it. She floats up to the ceiling and throws the suction cups back to Asher, mewling something sounding like a warning.*
22:00	KokuDC	<Mini-Asher> *Growls, grabbing his suction cups, and beginning his ascent up the wall again. Though, he seems to stay quite agitated with every grumble-accompanied pop of his cups.*
22:02	Kai	<mini-Kail> *floats over to mini-Asher, pulling some string out of an undisclosed location, tying his hands and feet to the cups so he doesn't fall as easily, censuring him with cute litle mewls*
22:04	KokuDC	<Mini-Asher> *Grumbles a little bit. Though he does notice how well he seems to stay to the cups. His mood alleviates as he hangs there, Kail still at it. So, he leans over and plants a Mini-kiss on Mini-Kail's Mini-lips.*
22:05	Kai	<Narrtor> "STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!

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Re: Quotes Quarantine

Post by Straken » Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:57 pm

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[14:54] <@Gwathdraug> Straken! Use bubble beam!
[14:55] <Straken> Augh?
[14:55]  * Straken ignored the command
[14:55] <@Gwathdraug> ...
[14:55]  * Gwathdraug looks in his jacket, no badges.
[14:55]  * Straken used Rage instead
[14:55] <@Gwathdraug> Please?
[14:55] <@Gwathdraug> OH GOD, NOOOOOO!

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Re: Quotes Quarantine

Post by Mr. Blackbird Lore » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:06 pm

* Blackbird_Busy found a demotivational poster that said: "Nanoha, Fate, and Hayate: Admit it, you're totally pedophile for them."
* Skoolkai remembers borrowing the full boxed set and locking himself in his room for three days straight to watch it

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Re: Quotes Quarantine

Post by Kokuten » Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:39 pm

Her legs curled over one armrest and her back was slumped against the other- and both armrests were constructed from intertwined forearm bones, humorously enough.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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Re: Quotes Quarantine

Post by SirBayer » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:10 pm

12:44:43 PM therealsirbayer: Why hallo dere
12:47:23 PM matriximposter14: Sir BAYER.
12:47:28 PM matriximposter14: Relieve me of my headache.
12:48:07 PM therealsirbayer: How so?
12:48:12 PM therealsirbayer: I am not medication in and of myself.
12:48:49 PM matriximposter14: YOU CHARLATAN
12:49:00 PM therealsirbayer: Perhaps.
12:49:09 PM matriximposter14: What ARE you good for?
12:50:59 PM therealsirbayer: Making you feel beautiful?
12:51:38 PM matriximposter14: Wut?
12:52:19 PM matriximposter14: That would imply that i feel ugly, and I do not feel ugly!
12:52:30 PM matriximposter14: *cries*
12:52:39 PM matriximposter14: ....i KNOW I'm ugly....
12:52:48 PM therealsirbayer: Puh-leaz, girl
12:52:56 PM therealsirbayer: You got the best bod, the best hair, you got nuthin' to complain about.
12:53:04 PM therealsirbayer: Lookit me in de eyes!
12:53:10 PM therealsirbayer: TELL ME YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
12:54:02 PM matriximposter14: *weakly* I'm beautiful...
12:56:20 PM therealsirbayer: SAY IT
12:56:21 PM therealsirbayer: SAY IT TO ME
12:56:55 PM matriximposter14: I'm beautiful...
12:57:07 PM therealsirbayer: Good. Now we can pretend this never happened.

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Re: Quotes Quarantine

Post by Kai » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:19 am

Aahhhnn~
[01:16] <Bladeski> True, I need to get to bed so I can try to wake up in about 6 hours.
[01:16] <Straken> Alright, I am heading to bed
[01:16] <Kai> g'night, Guys.
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[01:16] <Bladeski> Bwaha ha ha.
[01:16] <Bladeski> That was simply a trick.
[01:17] <Kai> lol
[01:17] <Bladeski> Now you're all mine Kai.
[01:17] <Kai> please be gentle~
[01:17] <Bladeski> No.
[01:17] <Kai> bu- but... this'd be my first time with a Man!
[01:18] <Bladeski> To.
[01:18] <Bladeski> Bad.
[01:18] <Kai> you mean too.
[01:18] * Bladeski is now going to be super rough.
[01:18] <Kai> I- I'll scream.
[01:18] <Kai> the neighbors will hear.
[01:18] <Bladeski> No one will hear you whe--...
[01:19] <Bladeski> Never mind, I need to go poo.
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