====== "Calamity" Jane Smith ======
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hYV-JSjpyU|THEME]]

**Gender:** Female\\
**Age:** 25\\
**Ethnicity:** TEXAN\\
**Hometown:** Houston, TX\\
**Affiliation:** GOOD \\
**Purity:** PURE \\

**Magic Type:** DRAMATIC \\
**Active status:** Obnoxiously Active \\

===== Abilities =====

**Primary Ability:** //Dramatis Persona// \\
Ever seen a movie- most notably action flicks and westerns? Think of every cliché you can, every stereotypical thing a main character could do or say, and all those predictable events that made you roll your eyes. Now imagine all those things always happening to a woman in her mid twenties who has learned to guide them. Essentially, everything is more dramatic wherever she goes. Here's a list of things that regularly occur for her:
  * When she enters a room, the door tends to swing far enough to strike something and signal her arrival- they often swing back and forth like saloon doors even when not designed to do so. Pianos can often be heard coming to a halt.
  * Being a Texan, things she owns and/or comes to interact with tend to be bigger.
  * Wields 2 Colt Lightnings which are only reloaded when dramatically viable.
  * Rides off into the sunset after a big battle... even if it's not the right time of day and no horse was previously present.
  * Occasionally tumbleweeds, armadillos, and/or stampedes show up- and often out of place.
  * Jane is regularly injured in open combat, typically receiving minor wounds such as a grazed cheek or shot to the shoulder.
  * Her face is often hidden by her cowgirl hat ie, for dramatic introductions, entering new places, or while saying something very serious... or napping.
  * Jane's "combat clothing" magically appears on her person when the time is right. For comedic effect, there are times when this "transformation" does not occur, and she fights in her school uniform.
  * Her manner of speech is very... Western.
  * Pounding her fist on a table in any food establishment will result in a mug of drink sliding into her hand.

This is much less of a power and more of a... Cosmic and decidedly unbelievably rare coincidence- or the very hand of a god who likes directing action movies; we don't know which it is yet.

**Secondary Ability:** //Convenient Recovery// \\
At the end of every "arc" or "episode," Jane returns to full strength essentially overnight, regardless of the severity, extent, and number of prior injuries (just like on TV!).

**How powers were granted:** Some really bored god... Or some crazy Cosmic Coincidence. Uncertain.



**Skill level:** 20 \\
**Power level:** 55 \\
**control:** -35 \\

===== Physical =====

**Appearance:** Jane's hair is a chestnut brown, wavy and falls just past her shoulders. Her eyes are blue, and she can regularly be seen smiling like any righteous hero worth their weight in karma. Her face is slim, even her nose, and her lips are small. Like any good Texan, she wears a cowgirl hat, the front of the brim frayed and much of it showing wear from its years of use. She can be intimidating as a woman standing an inch shy of six feet.

The instructor is always garbed in heavily worn riding leathers from head to toe. A wide-brimmed hat is always perched on her head, torn and frayed at the edges. The hem and shoulders of the ankle-length duster are frayed and pale. The toes of her boots are scuffed and permanently capped with dust. A gray button-up workshirt is tucked into her bootcut jeans, which also show signs of fatigue at the ankles. Two belts criss-cross her hips and support her holstered Colt Lightnings. She can occasionally be caught smoking hand-rolled cigarettes. \\
**Magical Item:** 2 Colt Lightnings, which can only be summoned by necessity to defend herself or innocents. \\
**Magical Outfit:** See appearance. \\
**Familiar:** The black stallion No Name\\


===== Inventory: =====
  * Guns
  * Hat
  * Attire
  * Steed
  * Top